Now That’s What I Call An Eco Town

You wouldn’t necessarily want to live next door to Dubai. Not if you were concerned about neighbourly one-upmanship.

Call that a garden shed? Look, my friend, our new garden shed is an 800 metre spinning tower built in the shape of a palm tree with an Alpine ski slope in the basement…

The latest in Dubai’s quest to be Bigger, Better, Faster … And Clearly Visible From the Moon! … is as staggeringly awesome and humongous as all the other staggeringly awesome and humongous stuff they’ve done (read all about it over on FindaProperty.com).

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It’s a gigantic eco-friendly city in the form of a 2.3 sq km pyramid, and it’s designed to house a million people.  Yes, that’s right: a million people. Kinda puts our ten proposed eco towns in the shade.

Why, you might wonder, build in this pyramid shape? According to World Architecture News, it’s because cities like this “take up less than ten per cent of the original land surface,” so big eco kudos there. The Ziggurat will also be powered by steam, wind, and the sun, making it almost completely self-sufficient energy-wise.

All very impressive, but would you want to live in a vast futuristic megastructure like this? I mean, I don’t want to sound negative, but that’s an awful lot of neighbours… and what if the lift breaks down?

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McCloud Shoots From The Lip

Kevin McCloudOkay, I absolutely promise that this is my last blog on Kevin McCloud for the rest of the year month week.

But as reported here, Kev’s company Hab (Happiness architecture beauty – and yes the lowercase acronym is intentional) got a bit of bad press over their decision to part ways with architects Wright and Wright.

In short, BD Online reported that there was a disagreement over fees and we reported that they reported it and, well, basically Kev wrote in (to them, not us unfortunately) and said it was all lies, damned lies!

Although, being Kevin McCloud, he put it far more eloquently than that: “We parted ways over one major issue: whether Wright & Wright was the appropriate practice to help us take the project forward.

“In 2008, Hab formed a partnership with Westlea Housing Association which is part of the housing group GreenSquare. Within the new partnership it became increasingly difficult to see a fit with Wright & Wright as project architect.”

The beleaguered property presenter turned developer also went on to comment, this time to Architects’ Journal, that he was a bit worried about presenting the Stirling Prize - an award for excellence in architecture - this October in light of the recent fuss.

“I’m only going to have to stand in front of 500 architects and say: ‘Hello I’m the guy who apparently doesn’t pay architects!’ ”

Still, he strongly rejected claims from Sandy Wright that he had been too idealistic in his vision without having the necessary funding to back it up:

“It implies a lack of business acumen. I’ve been in business for 15 years so I’m not unacquainted with employing and working with people. The important thing is collaboration.”

And good PR, apparently.

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Backfiring Chickens …

The publication of the CML’s half-yearly stats on BTL lending generated a lot of ‘end is nigh’ headlines … Such as:

•    The Buy-To-Let Chickens Come Home To Roost (Guardian)
•    Buy-To-Let Backfires (Daily Mail)

Not quite sure what a backfiring chicken coming home to roost would look like, but you get the general idea… investors are in a flap … buy-to-let is … stuffed  … the investment goose, etc etc (feel free to send us your own fowl headline).

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Frankly, I wasn’t surprised by the reporting, but I was surprised by the stats. Before they were published a lot of pundits thought the decline in BTL lending would exceed the general market.

But it didn’t – not by a long chalk. Loans were down by 18 per cent but the general market fell by a hefty 28 per cent (there were 144,600 BTL loans in H1 2008).

Arrears in the buy-to-let market are currently lower than in the wider mortgage market and repossessions are the same – there were just 1,800 repossessions in H1 out of a total of more than one million BTL mortgages.

This, for all the headlines, hardly amounts to a sector in free-fall. What it does amount to is a two-tier market made up of struggling (usually amateur) landlords at one end and successful (generally well-established) investors at the other.

With rental demand booming, a massive fire sale looks unlikely. But supply is rising too, and that will put pressure on rents. Remortgaging problems will also hit some landlords hard. So it ain’t all gravy.

But the important word here is some.

Chicken Licken can run around telling us all the sky is falling on our heads, but there will always be wily Foxy Loxys out there ready and able to take advantage of the ensuing panic…

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Farewell NMD, Hello NMLI

Some interesting responses to the No Money Down (NMD) blog I did a week or so ago, including one from Simon Zutshi, whose report on the state of buy-to-let kicked it all off.

I ended my musings by noting that there was, as yet, no sign of his new mortgage strategy. Well now there is, in the form of a video presentation announcing the way forward…

NMD, it seems, is last year’s squeeze. Now everyone is making eyes at NMLI – No Money Left In.

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Say what?

It works like this.

  • Buy a property at 25 per cent Below Market Value (BMV). Eg: For £75,000. You buy using usual deposit.
  • Use a lender (apparently there is one) who does a ‘further advance’ of up to 75 per cent of a property’s value.
  • Do an instant further advance based on the full value of the property and you get your deposit back

The presentation offers various other ways to proceed, and it’s all interesting stuff. But the strategies are based on being certain that you’ve bought at BMV – which is, of course, easy to say but hard to do.

To me it all looks a bit like a nerve shredding, financial high-wire act. But then I’m fairly risk averse. I won’t even have a credit card.

You may be made of sterner stuff.  Check it out and let me know what you think…

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The Big ‘Winging It’ Cat In A Box Controversy

What the … eh? … awww ain’t it cute!

The latest offering from achingly trendy design mavericks SuckUK has sparked a bit of a heated debate here in the FAP Editorial Suite.

Well, it did once we’d all stopped laughing like loons at the sight of this slightly indignant looking cat ‘flying’ a WWII plane.

Look, he seems to be saying, I’m a fit, sleek urban prowler with a serious rep to maintain, and you, well, you’re just being silly now asking me to sit in this daft contraption and pretend like I’m having fun …  If it wasn’t for the Whiskas and the free flea treatments …

The designs are meant to be an amusing toy for the feline in your life, but it was on this very subject that the FAP scribes were at odds…

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Gareth: Hmm, I think that cat might have been Photshopped into the picture …

Annie: I’m not surprised … no self-respecting cat would want to get into that, and if it did it’d probably get stuck, so no wonder they had to Photoshop it …

Gareth: I think they’re kinda cool. I reckon my cat would really like one … cats like to climb into stuff …

Annie: Mine doesn’t – no way.  And look, it’s £15 for what’s basically a self-assembly cardboard box …

Gareth (sadly): Looks like they’re pretty much sold out until mid Sept …

Annie (clutching head in hands): You’re kidding! People are actually buying this stuff? …I…I… has the world gone mad?

And so it went on …

Me? I don’t have a cat, so I stayed well out of it…

You, on the other hand, may well have a whiskery friend, in which case we’d be interested to hear your views on this matter of profound national significance….

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Lily Allen Wants To be An Architect, Alright?

One I made earlier? Not quite … stillLily Allen

Lily Allen, the prolific blogger and occasional popstar who always sometimes gives the impression she simply must tell the world about every thought as it enters her head, has created a small yet important ripple in the world of architecture.

Why? She simply let slip, in typical brazen-as-you-like style, that if the world stopped turning and MySpace fell off the radar that maybe she’d return to the books and swot up on architecture.

The interview was with trendy Paper magazine (of course) and the offending line came amid musings about her meandering pop career: “I wake up every day and think I’m actually pretty bad at it. I work hard at getting better. But if this record flops, I’ll probably go back to school. I’ve always liked architecture.”

Now you’d think that the protractor and setsquare brigade might welcome a bit of sass to the mix, even if it is accompanied by a hefty dose of paparazzi-chronicled late night shenanigans of dubious intent.

But the folks over at the Architects Journal seemed none too keen: “If that doesn’t give the Bartlett or the Architectural Association the impetus to make Allen’s next record a hit, then nothing will.”

Can I just point out, before we all start swinging our handbags a little too liberally, that the chances of Lily Allen seriously making it as an architect are about as strong as Johnny Rotten becoming an estate agent. Oh, wait a minute…

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We Need To Talk About Kevin

Kevin McCloudThis blogging malarkey appears to have triggered an unexpected impulse within my synaptic gap, namely the constant need to reference the deity of property putdowns that is Kevin McCloud.

“I’m not obsessed!” I wailed at my boss on presentation of this latest subject.

“You have a picture of him on your computer,” he replied, in an annoyingly accurate encapsulation of the situation.

And so, not content with namedropping the Big Mac here, here and here, I now bring you the latest in Kevwatch… and it’s not good news.

It would appear that for all his verbal veneration on Grand Designs, our Kev has not found the act of transforming creative vision into liveable reality so easy to accomplish.

I’m not questioning the intentions behind his development company Hab (standing for Happiness Architecture Beauty in that delightfully sparse, punctuation-free way that only a design guru would dare to associate with the inherent griminess of a building site).

But in a classic case of the spirit is willing but the flesh refuses to pay what the architect wants, Hab has, allegedly, parted ways with award-winning firm Wright & Wright in a dispute over fees.

I won’t bore you with the details, but McCloud was heard muttering about working for free at weekends, something that replacement firm Glenn Howells Architects is apparently willing to do despite the possibility of the project all ending in tears.

A deal has yet to be agreed with Swindon Council over land for the project and it’s back to the drawing board as far as designs are concerned because Wright & Wright have dug their heels in and refused to sell theirs on.

Still, if any one can pull it out of the bag, Kevin, it’s you. I’m still a believer, a sceptical one, but a believer nonetheless…

But judging by the comments, the same can’t be said for some of the architects reading about this over at BD Online.

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Songs In The Key Of Strife

bob-dylanI read with some interest that Brixton Estates’ Tim Wheeler is quoting Bob Dylan:

“The apocalyptic opening lines of Bob Dylan’s All Along The Watchtower seem to capture the beleaguered mindset of the UK commercial real estate market.”

Tim Wheeler, that name rings a bell – wasn’t he the lead singer of Ash? Anyway, anything you can do, etc. etc. So here is my ha’penny’s worth for more housing-market-related tuneage, (all depending on your outlook):

For the Doom-mongers:
The End, The Doors
Down Down, Status Quo
Ghost Town, The Specials

For the Shiny Happy People:
Things Can Only Get Better, D:ream
The Only Is Way Is Up, Yazz and The Plastic Population
Rise, Public Image Limited

For the Level-headed Pragmatists:
Roll With It, Oasis
Rollercoaster, Red Hot Chilli Peppers

And I’m sure there are more – any suggestions?

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Hobbit Homes Face Foreclosure

News reaches us of harsh happenings over at The Shire. The Hobbits, it seems, are facing an enemy of truly awesome proportions.

Not the demonic Lord Sauron with his Cradle of Filth threads; not the bad ass Black Riders; not even the plug ugly Orcs with their anger issues and gross dental hygiene …

Nah, this is much worse. The Shire has been cast into cold and wintry darkness by … the diabolical workings of the Credit Crunch.

The Shire: A Place of Enchantment is a themed housing development loosely based on the dream of Merrie England that inspired Tolkein’s Hobbit idyll in Lord of the Rings.

But despite the lure of PVC thatch, faux timber framing, hobbit holes, dragon-shaped support beams, and price tags of $650,000-$899,000 buyers have been as elusive as Bilbo Baggins on his eleventy-first birthday.

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The Middle Earth fantasy project has, we’re sorry to report, left property developer Ron Meyers close to bankruptcy. He told The Bend Bulletin:

“Some people were turned off by living in ‘Disneyland.’ It’s more of an artists’ community for a certain market segment that wanted something different.

“There’s been enough people that have come through that would say, ‘What a wonderful concept.’ But then the market crashed, and everyone (went) home.”

It will, I fear, take some serious financial wizardry to help Ron and his hobbity associates out of this  particular hole … in the meantime, the development, in all its ersatz glory, can be viewed here: The Shire: A Place of Enchantment.

And while you’re here, suggestions please for property developments based on famous books

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Will Landlords Sell Up?

Here’s a little multiple choice question for you.

Buy-to-let will:

A. Contract significantly as landlords cut their losses and sell, sell, sell

B. Hold firm in the short term and expand thereafter as landlords rake in the profits thanks to rising demand

Skandia, the savings and pensions chappies, would definitely put their tick next to ‘A’ – they’ve just published a piece predicting a stampede for the exit.

Why? Because a triple whammy of falling house prices, higher mortgage costs and sluggish rental growth will, they say, soon create the perfect BTL storm.

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Abandon hope, all ye who own investment properties, for the day of reckoning cometh. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, etc etc, because, my friends, it tolls for at least two-thirds of the entire market.

Two-thirds (gulp?)  Yep, that’s right. Skandia point out that the market is now worth £120bn but could shrink to just £44bn once a Darwinian cull has done its deadly work.

Blimey! Sounds serious!

But what evidence are we offered in support of this grim scenario? Any juicy stats? Any compelling facts and figures?

Err. Nope, not really. Skandia’s argument is based on the theory of mean reversion – that after an asset booms it will then revert to its average performance.

I can’t claim to have even a passing understanding of the maths behind said theory, but it does beg all sorts of questions about the strength of the rental market and the medium to long-term performance of the housing market.

It also begs the question of Skandia’s motivation. They hope that as landlords start to struggle they’ll indulge in a bit of asset diversification – such as selling up and investing the proceeds with companies like … wait for it … Skandia!!

Ah! Mean reversion … now I understand…

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