Is Kirstie Hotter Than The Beeny?
Ah, the depths we have to sink to in the name of journalism. I found myself scouring a list of dubiously talented females the other day having been told that Location Location Location’s very own Kirstie Allsopp had polled in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women.
Admittedly, Kirstie had managed to tack herself onto the lower portion of the list (number 91), but what an achievement considering the perma-orange z-list celebs she was up against.
Also, kudos must surely be given to the fact she beat out the likes of pop princess and international treasure Kylie Minogue (number 93) and Britain’s favourite export (sorry America) Victoria Beckham (number 98).
I myself am a fan of Kirstie’s no-nonsense style, particularly the way she can dismiss interior walls with a flick of her finely manicured hand. But does this really pass as sexy in the world of testosterone-driven lads’ magazines?
A not-so-scientific survey of some of the blokes at FAP Towers reveals that the general consensus is one of bemusement as to how Ms Allsopp’s curvaceous figure and rounded vowels had managed to work their way into the male psyche.
Really? Posh, curves, and killer heels, and they’re still not getting it?
But I did discover a partisan group of Sarah Beeny devotees, unperturbed by her eternally pregnant state or inability to dissuade those first-time developers from dry-lining over their original 18th century masonry.
And so, still giddy from the newfound joys of objectifying others, I started wondering how a list of exclusive hot property crumpet would shape up.
Where would Kirstie’s wingman Phil I’ve-a-sly-smile-and-a-twinkle-in-my-eye Spencer rank? Or Kevin rough-yet-refined McCloud?
What about Selling Houses’ Andrew Winter or A Place In The Sun’s Amanda Lamb? Or are they more b-list Cheeky Girls to Kirstie and Phil’s Girls Aloud?
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The fact that the Allsopster always dresses like it’s 1953 has always counted against her (for my good tastes). Give me the down-home Beenster look anyday!
I would say it’s a tough call as both are really rude and pregnant far too oftern to be considered attractive!
YES! Kirstie is most definitely hotter than the Beeny.
It’s not so much about looks, more about the attitude and verbal tones, I’m just not sure I could stomach Sarah for more than 30 mins off-screen.
Just imagine for a moment if you were to be out on a date with the Been – you order red wine whilst she’s busy rearranging the table then she blurts out:
“I think you’re making a mistake. What I would have done…blah, blah, blah”
Sheesshh!
Allsopp is, in my eyes, the hotter of the two. The ladies in the 4Homes office seem to prefer Phil to Kevin, though if I were that way inclined I would side with McCloud and that big brain of his
without a shadow of a doubt kirstie all the way, i have always liked the stunningly gothic look of kirsty and yet sarah beeny is nice, she hasnt got the curves kirstie does, also it wud deffo be phil rather than mccloud, even though i dont mind the look of kevin, phil is much better looking
p.s call me a perv or something but……..kirstie has some very killer heels, and im not doubting that if you put her in a corset she would b gorgeous, not that she isn’t already
Never underestimate the allure of a rude woman. There is nothing finer than an imperious Kirste in full goth/50’s finery. But i also love it when Beeney get into her jeans or overalls and gets her hands dirty on a project. So I have a liking for both although it is often difficult to watch Property Ladder because Sarah can often been seen in several different stages of preganancy/ non pregnancy in just one episode.