Grand Designs For Garages

Ever had problems finding a gift for the garage owner who has everything?  Yep, me too.  It’s an all-too-common problem these days.

But not any more! An enterprising German company has come up with the perfect solution: photo tarpaulins in handy garage-sized dimensions.

Take your pick from a staggering array of designs.  Yacht; racing car; jet plane; vintage motor; wine cellar; kids.

Hold on: kids? Whaaat??! ! Apparently you can order a customised garage door by sending in photos of your family or pets. Which will then be super-sized. Hmmm … not so sure about that!

Then again … perhaps I’ve stumbled across the true purpose of this inspired product: home security.

Freakishly large puppies and colossal kittens? Babies of Amazonian proportions? Good lord, there’s not a burglar in the land would come anywhere near…

Tags: garage, German, home security