Cats Are Evil – Discuss
Cats definitely have the marmite factor. Depending on your experience with them they’re either a) adorable bundles of fur or b) hairy evil monsters.
I tend to sway towards b), especially following I’m going to climb up your legs even though I can see you’re wearing shorts and I’m going to bat you mercilessly about the head and sit on your face until you wake up episodes.
I’ll admit that in some circles the second option is not a bad thing. In fact some people even pay good money for it, but swiftly moving on…
I know I’m not alone in this mistrust of cats but equally acknowledge that there are armies of feline lovers out there just waiting to leap to their beloved moggy’s defence.
But I think both camps can agree that the following cartoons from Matthew Inman contain more than a nugget of truth:
“How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you”
There are more cat truths on Matthew’s website ‘How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You‘, including a very helpful quiz (the results of which let me know that there is a 96% chance that my cat is trying to kill me).
The irony is that cats would be ruling the earth by now were it not for the fact that whilst they’re evil, they’re also very, very, lazy.
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Cats are not so much evil as bloody clever .. always liked Churchill’s comment:
“A cat looks down on you, a dog looks up to you, but a pig regards you as his equal!”
Cats are great creatures, they always tell you what they think of you, unlike humans who play mind games, you never know where you stand with a human but you do with a cat. When you meet a cat, the first thing you should always do is blink at him a few times, that tells him you are not challenging him. If you want claws in your leg just stare him in the eyes, this is a challenge and cats don’t back down from a challenge!
Debbie
A person that dislikes cats is obviously an inferior human. .