All The Milk Has Turned To Jelly …

The brilliant Bird & Fortune explain the credit crunch…

Bird: … all the milk is standing around and gets rancid and hardens, and then when you get hard milk what do you get?

Fortune: Cheese.

Bird: No, no, no, no, no. It’s more like a jelly. It wobbles, you see.

And at this point the man in the street turns to his wife and says, “Irene,” or whatever her name happens to be, “em, we can’t have that new house you wanted because all the milk has turned to jelly.”

I hope that’s clear…

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