Apprentice House For Sale

Psssst! Fancy a sneak preview of the new Apprentice house?

Well, come with us, fellow fans, to Bloomsbury’s Bedford Square, and catch a glimpse of the snazzy Georgian townhouse where next year’s contestants will soon be ensconced:

Suitably impressive exterior, huh?  And here’s a list of what we think are Potentially Fabulous Features (in TV terms):

Outstanding Master Bedroom:

Cue the catfights when the contestants clamour for a place in the ultra swanky bedroom with its acres of space, double shower and raised bath. My money’s on one (or maybe two?) of the girls.

Two Internal Self-Contained Flats:

Ideal for canoodling couples hoping to be the new Phil and Kate.  Also a great place to imprison the inevitable pompous ex-public schoolboy.

Swimming Pool & Spa:

A perfect excuse for lingering camera shots of the more aesthetically pleasing contestants as they frolic in skimpy attire.  And potential humiliation for the rest of the bunch.

Hi-Tech Games Room:

Stand well back and watch the testosterone fly. And I’m not just talking about the boys.  Bound to bring about a few battles of the sexes – or just battles, full stop.

Grand Piano:

No doubt there’ll ‘just happen’ to be at least one of the new intake who’s been classically trained in tinkling the ivories. Let’s just pray they’re no relation to Tara PT.

The Bedford Square property is currently on the market for £11.25 million through Savills in Hampstead (0843 2821 600).

The new series of The Apprentice is due to start in March 2010 on BBC1.