Windmills For Sail

It was Miguel de Cervante’s birthday yesterday (happy birthday Mig, me old mucker) and so in honour of his most famous character Don Quixote, here are a few choice windmills for sale for him to tilt at.

Sadly they’re all lacking their sails, but I’m sure the Don would still have had a pop at them … “Charles Potherington-Smythe woke up one morning to find a mad Spaniard in his garden poking holes in his windmill.” What will the neighbours say!

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