Spend a Penny, Buy a Loo

Actually, spend about 500,000 pennies and you could become the proud owner of this ex-public convenience in Parcllyn, Ceredigion.

The blurb states that it could be used as parking and/or storage, but come on, with a bit of imagination surely we can do better than that?

I’d rebrand it as ”LooLand – The Great British Public Convenience Experience” boasting such attractions as:

Loo Roll Lottery. Pick a stall, any stall – will there be any bog roll? You picked stall ‘B’. Sorry, but you’re out of luck and out of paper – it’s gonna be messy!

You picked stall ‘A’? Congratulations! Have some shiny tracing paper – 100% genuine (and genuinely useless).

Pee For Prizes – win with your most creative splashings! Extra points for getting it over your shoes! Extra, extra points for getting it over the shoes of the bloke standing next to you and not getting punched.

Hand-Dryer Hilarity. Laugh as you hopelessly try to dry your hands on the meagre breeze that wafts from the alarmingly buzzing hand dryer.

You may mock, but if someone can plonk a few sheds and a plastic polar bear in the New Forest and call it Lapland, then we want a bit of that action…

Your suggestions please?

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