Off Your Trolley?

Not content with inspiring Woody Allen’s best film while still in my mother’s womb, it has recently been brought to my attention that there now exists a remarkable shopping trolley chair bearing my name.

The Annie Chair, as can be seen below, takes the unlikely combo of utilitarianism and kitsch to absurdly delightful new heights with its terrific reclining posture and funky floral prints.

The only thing that’s missing is the original madcap wheels, which spoils half the fun if you ask me – but obviously nobody did.

Oh, and before you join the checkout queue over at reestore bear in mind the £650 price tag – not for the faint-hearted or Asda shopper.

In fact, it’s almost enough to make you want to buy your own blowtorch and go foraging in your local canal. Almost.

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