The Property: Grade II listed barn for conversion

The Place: Bardney, Lincolnshire

The Price: £190,000 (Guide)

The Pain: It’s listed, and in pretty bad shape, so don’t expect this to be easy.

The Gain: It has planning permission for two three-bed houses – but it may also be possible to convert it into one large home (subject to permission).

The agent reckons the two homes option will result in properties worth around £250,000 each, so if you keep costs under control there’s a good return here for a developer.

If you’re a lifestyle buyer, the single option is probably more attractive – that vast internal space and vaulted ceiling could look really spectacular.

It will, the agent thinks, be worth around £450,000-£500,000 as a single home.

Bardney is a popular village which lies to the east of Lincoln (approx 12 miles).  It has a post office, butcher, school, doctor’s surgery, pharmacy, medieval centre and a railway cycle path which is approx 9.5 miles to Lincoln.

The Agent: Savills (Tel: 0843 2821 659)

We like a bit of staircase porn here at Winging It, even if the staircase in question is attached to a property that’s, well, just a few zillion quid beyond our budget.

And when it comes to statement staircases, there aren’t many who can match Eva Jiricna’s sinuous steel and glass creations.

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Jiricna, an architect who’s made interior spaces her speciality, somehow manages to combine aesthetics with engineering, industrial heft with imaginative fancy.

Her staircases have a formal sculptural quality but they also sweep and flow. They’re delicate, but also solidly functional.

It’s a fine balancing act, and one she’s made her signature theme. She’s even written a book on the subject:  Staircases.

Wonder if there’s a chapter in there about getting up a glass staircase in a pair of slippy socks after a couple of shots of vodka?

Check out the whole property (£8,750,000, Knight Frank, Tel: 0843 2818 129)

And while we’re on the subject of stairs, here are two fantastic designs, and one that will quite possibly give you nightmares.

Via Dornob

Via Stair Porn

Via Stair Porn

Quite special this one. Not only is it a) super and b) shiny, it’s c) officially the best house in the world and d) it exists in more dimensions than it ought to!

Confused? Then I’ll cover these points one by one.

a) and b) - well just look at it.

(Photographs by John Gollings - Gollings Photography)

I rest my case.

c) It was recently awarded first prize in the ‘individual house’ category at the World Architecture Festival in Barcelona. Amongst the judges are some of the most influential archictects around, so they should know a thing or two about what makes an amazing house.

and d) The science bit: it was designed around the principal of the Klein bottle, which according to Wikipedia is “a certain non-orientable surface, i.e., a surface (a two-dimensional manifold) with no distinct “inner” and “outer” sides”.

Which I take to mean an object which is both inside out and outside in at the same time and makes your head hurt the more you look at it.

(image source)

But back to the house. Obviously it was not a slavish attempt to recreate the shape above, that’d be silly. Just telling the kids to go outside would condemn them to an endless loop and social services would soon be paying you a visit.

However the Australian architects McBride Charles Ryan were keen to stay, in their words, “topologically pure” to the form which meant that:

“The development was intense, the serious pursuit of joyful nonsense. The result we think is a unique shape and internal space, an unexpected entry sequence and series of new relationships between the traditional components of the home.”

They go on to admit, “The building required extensive use of 3d software for both its development and eventual execution”.

To which my reply is, “No sh*t Sherlock”.

More pictures and the full ‘how what and why’, over at World Buildings Directory.

It’s Bonfire Night – hooray!!!  A fine reason for a few midweek tipples in a pub with a view of some fireworks action.

And, in order to remember, remember the fifth of November, we’re locating this week’s Five to View in Westminster, home to the very building that Guy Fawkes was planning to blow up all those centuries ago.

It won’t surprise you that it’s not the most affordable of London locations*, given its proximity to the heart of the city, but it contains some incredibly swanky properties that are well worth a look, even for the humble electorate.

(*Unless, of course, you’re an MP, in which case it’s probably heavily discounted, courtesy of the tax payer.)

Here is our pick of prestigious SW1 sparklers, in ascending order of price:

(Click on pics for more images and property details)

1. 3 bedroom flat, Tufton Street
£945,000

2. 3 bedroom apartment, Marsham Street
£1,750,000

3. 4 bedroom townhouse, Old Queen Street
£2,950,000

4. 10 bedroom penthouse, Queen Annes Gate
£10,500,000

5. 6 bedroom house, Old Queen Street
£15,000,000

Russell Brand, comedian, serial shagger and professional Andrew Sachs botherer is selling his London pad.

And what would his place look like?

Well, there’s lots of black obviously … black and silver wallpaper, black chairs, a black sofa, a black bed, and a luxurious en-suite bathroom with yes, you’ve guessed it, black floors and walls.

There’s also, in case you’ve missed the point here, a stag’s skull on the wall … err, hang on, didn’t we have one of those somewhere else recently? In a black apartment?

Russell, may we introduce you to Cindy Gallop, international advertising consultant, lover of all things black and good time gal about town.

With halloween still in the air, we may well have a match made in Hell here. Listen carefully: I think I can hear Satan himself cackling.

The house in Hampstead is on the market with a guide price of £2,500,000, via Hamptons (Tel: 0843 2842 562).

Via: Brickwork: The London Property Blog

You wouldn’t expect the architect who designed Wembley stadium and Hong Kong airport – the chief executive at Foster + Partners, no less – to be happy with a simple side extension.

And you’d be right.

But the extra living space that Mouzhan Majidi has added to his otherwise unremarkable new-build home in Surbiton is home extension on architectural steroids.

It’s a soaring triple height steel and glass extravaganza that’s doubled the size of the original house and transformed it into a dazzling grand design with vast open plan living spaces, a floating staircase and the best fixtures, fittings and furniture that money (an awful lot of money) can buy.

It’s yours to buy for £1.75m from Dexters (Tel: 0843 2819 308).

Or if you prefer, you can rent it from Foxtons (Tel: 020 8879 2121) for £1847 per week.

And very lovely it is too: a Grade II Listed Georgian farmhouse with six bedrooms, three receptions, a very classy conservatory and 6.54 acres of gardens and paddocks.

Strangely, the couple are struggling to sell it, and the Telegraph reports that the price has been slashed from £3m to OIEO £2.25m. Nothing funny about that.

Strutt & Parker (Tel: 0843 2823 346)

If walls had ears, this property would have heard some of the juiciest gossip of the last two decades. And if they could write, it’d probably have penned a hefty kiss-and-tell bestseller.

Alas, since walls can do neither, we’ll just have to imagine the crazy antics that took place inside this cornerstone of pop culture history.

For this ordinary looking property once housed the Halcyon Hotel, which, in its ’90s / early ’00s heyday, provided sanctuary – and no doubt a lot more besides – to a veritable Who’s Who of the stars of the time.

The intrepid Hound over at London Brickwork informs us that the hotel’s illustrious clientele included Liam Gallagher, post split with Patsy Kensit; Geri Halliwell, post-split with the Spice Girls; and Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates, post her split with Sir Bob.

Having closed its doors several years ago, the Halcyon has since been converted into exceptionally plush apartments, one of which is currently on the market with Foxtons.

Unfortunately, at £3.5 million, you’ll need a rock star’s salary to be in with a shout.

(Via London Brickwork)

Here’s a property I came across the other day – a quirky pub conversion in Brighton.

The upside, obviously, is that staying in can become the new going out. When time is called, you just stumble up the stairs and pour yourself into bed.

The downside, though, is that the exterior still looks like a pub so there’s always the prospect of drunken idiots banging on the door at 2am demanding pints of absinthe and pork scratchings.

There are some nice period details here, including the original double doors from the pub, and the whole thing has been very well done.

So while  I’m sad to see a good old Victorian boozer shut down, I’ll happily raise a glass to the current owners for making a fine job of a building that’s been variously used as a pub, a bookshop and a corkscrew factory.

Cubbit & West (Tel: 0843 3635 462)

This week’s graph comes from the latest Hometrack report (published today).

It shows that buyers are finding it much more difficult to get sellers to cut the asking price.

This trend is complemented by our own Asking Prices & Affordability Index - the October edition shows that asking prices have risen by £6k or 2.8 per cent over the past six months.

Can these rises be sustained? We’d be interested in hearing your views on where the housing market will go next.